INTERNET SMALL CLAIMS COURT // DOCKET OPEN
Fictional entertainment only. No real legal finding, survey, or professional advice.
Judicial record issued.
Petty Court is fictional entertainment. Its charges, verdicts, conviction rates, and public-trust findings are jokes—not legal findings, surveys, or professional advice.
About This Game
Petty Court appoints you judge over eight everyday etiquette cases. Each docket presents a recognizable low-stakes offense—such as queue behavior, group-chat conduct, shared-space violations, or friendship crimes—and asks for a ruling. Your pattern of guilty, acquitted, and petty-but-legal decisions produces a deterministic judicial record. The game is distinct from a personality quiz because the result reflects how you rule across a full case docket, including consistency, severity, and the kinds of offenses that attract your attention.
How It Works
The complete hearing takes about four minutes. Enter the courtroom, rule on eight single-choice cases, then use the explicit final action to issue the record. All calculations use local case data and answer indexes in this browser. No signup is required, and no real people, disputes, names, or legal claims are submitted. Replaying the same docket with the same rulings reproduces the deterministic result.
What Your Result Includes
Your record includes a judicial archetype, conviction pattern, signature ruling, controversy measure, court status, Petty Justice Score, and closing opinion. The Square and Story cards preserve the court-file presentation and can be downloaded locally. Every ruling and sentence is entertainment, not legal advice or a real finding.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are these real legal cases?
No. They are fictionalized everyday etiquette disputes created for comedy.
How many cases do I rule on?
The current docket contains eight decisions followed by the final record action.
Does Petty Court store my rulings publicly?
No. Rulings and the generated record are processed locally and are not public submissions.
Is the Petty Justice Score legal advice?
No. It is an entertainment score based entirely on the game’s deterministic rules.