BUREAU OF BASIC COMPETENCE // HOSTILE AUDIT DIVISION
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This is a fictional comedy audit, not a real intelligence, medical, neurological, educational, or psychological assessment.
About This Game
Functional Stupidity Audit measures a fictional Functional Stupidity Quotient from four failures involving doors, passwords, flat-pack furniture, and difficult words. Every choice documents a preventable daily decision rather than education, intelligence, disability, or health. The result engine turns the selected charges into an FSQ, a primary failure domain, an official failure record, a Bureau restriction, and a hostile classification. An optional final search confession may appear only in the local result and generated card.
How It Works
The audit takes about two minutes. Select one answer on each of four screens; the chosen state is recorded and the form advances automatically. The final evidence field is optional and requires an explicit submit action. Scoring and deterministic mappings run locally in this browser with no signup. Answers, optional evidence, score, classification, and generated text are excluded from Analytics and public share text.
What Your Result Includes
The issued report contains the Functional Stupidity Quotient, classification, primary failure domain, failure record, Bureau restriction, audit status, optional local evidence, and closing finding. The score is fictional satire, not an intelligence, medical, neurological, educational, or psychological assessment.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does FSQ measure intelligence?
No. It is a comedy score calculated only from the four voluntary game answers.
Is the final search confession required?
No. Blank input uses EVIDENCE TOO EMBARRASSING TO DISCLOSE.
Is the confession included in public share text?
No. It may appear locally in the result and card but is excluded from the public sharing sentence and Analytics.
Are results random?
No. The score, domain, classification, finding, restriction, and closing use deterministic local formulas.