About This Game

Ergonomic Defect Report inspects the improvised arrangements people create around phones, laptops, desks, and furniture. Four questions cover posture, device grip, thumb behavior, and workspace geometry. Each selected adaptation contributes to a fictional defect score and archetype, supported by Bureau evidence and a corrective protocol. The joke concerns preventable device habits and awkward setups; the report is not an ergonomic evaluation, medical opinion, disability assessment, or substitute for professional advice.

How It Works

The inspection takes about two minutes. Select one answer on each of four screens; every selection records its weight and advances to the next question. You may then add a short nickname or leave the specimen anonymous. The deterministic calculation runs locally in the browser and produces the report instantly. No signup is required, and names, answers, weights, scores, and findings are not included in Analytics events.

What Your Result Includes

The report contains an Ergonomic Defect Score, physical-device archetype, Bureau evidence, corrective protocol, registration status, and closing note. The generated card keeps the same route-specific visual identity in Square and Story formats and includes the public game URL without uploading the result.