No signup. Your digital evidence stays on this device unless you share it.
This report is for entertainment only and is not a medical, psychological, legal, or professional assessment.
Digital Toxicity Report turns familiar screen habits into a fictional conduct dossier. Four questions examine screen time, notification reflexes, tab accumulation, and late-night device behavior. The selected severity values become a normalized Digital Toxicity Score and one of several archetypes, supported by evidence and a corrective order written in the Bureau’s administrative voice. The game judges voluntary technology habits; it does not diagnose addiction, health conditions, attention, sleep disorders, or any other medical or psychological issue.
The audit takes about two minutes. Select one answer for each of four digital-habit questions, then optionally add a nickname or handle of 2–30 characters. Processing happens locally and the report appears immediately without signup. The answers, optional handle, score, and generated dossier are excluded from Analytics. A blank identity becomes Anonymous Subject, so personal text is never required.
The dossier includes a digital-toxicity archetype, status label, behavioral evidence, corrective order, raw audit total, normalized score, and closing finding. Results can be copied or downloaded as exact Square and Story PNG cards. The report is satirical entertainment and does not measure wellbeing or device dependence.
No. It is a comedy audit of selected habits and makes no medical or psychological assessment.
No. Leave it blank to use Anonymous Subject.
No. Answers and generated report content are processed locally and are not included in Analytics events.
Each answer carries a documented local weight, and the combined total is normalized to a 0–100 entertainment score.